Excerpt One
Dr. Peter Venkman
What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana. Dana? It's Peter.
Dana Barrett
There is no Dana, there is only Zuul.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Oh, Zuulie, you nut, now c'mon. Just relax, c'mon. I want to talk to Dana. Dana, Dana. "Can I talk to Dana?
Dana Barrett
[in an inhuman demonic voice] There is no Dana, only Zuul!
Dr. Peter Venkman
What a lovely singing voice you must have.
Excerpt Two
Dr. Peter Venkman
This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor
What do you mean, 'biblical?.
Dr. Peter Venkman
Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore
The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Egon Spengler
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Mayor
All right, all right! I get the point!
Excerpt Three
[clearing away tables in the dining room to make room for the ghost trap]
Dr Ray Stantz
I've gotta get this in the clear...!
Dr. Peter Venkman
Wait, wait, wait! I've always wanted to do this...
[He yanks a tablecloth off of a table, overturning and shattering everything except the centerpiece in the middle]
Dr. Peter Venkman
[triumphantly] And the flowers are still standing!